
When I was in the 2nd grade, my best friend and I would have sleepover parties in which we played with Barbies. We’d have Barbie beauty pageants which mostly were contests of creative styling as all the Barbies were identical in face and body. Then once, when we asked her dad to be a judge, he asked science questions for the interview portion and the pageant slowly evolved into a science bowl, which if I recall correctly, we were just as excited about.
It’s an oft mentioned topic among feminists and women in the sciences, but I can’t give you much information about how Barbies affect girls’ self image. Even though I had Barbies growing up and played with them regularly (as described above or as characters in whatever stories I was making up) I’ve never even in my lowest self esteem moments wished I were more blonde, busty, or hourglass-waisted. I’ve always seen Barbies as representing a certain kind of beauty, among the many kinds of beauty that exist among people.
So when my friend told me to vote online for Barbie’s next career, of course I did! And of course I voted for computer engineer. But I was doubtful of how it would be done. Unlike, say, for a microbiologist, it’s harder to think of props. A computer? But everyone uses one. What’s a computer engineer’s uniform? Would she wear sweatpants and coffee stained tshirts?
And though yes, Computer Engineer Barbie won (no surprise because it was an online contest) it’s a bit as I feared it would be. It’s like the time our CS department wanted to start a program for incoming fresh-women and asked one of my friends for advice, dead seriously, “Should we include a shopping trip?” Apparently Mattel even worked closely with the president of the Soceity for Women Engineers when designing Barbie’s outfit. So how come Barbie looks like she works as an IT Helpdesk person instead of looking like she just wrote her own video game? Maybe it’s that terrible bluetooth headset. Maybe it’s the sparklypants. Maybe it’s that she’s smiling a little too widely.
So I tried my hand at designing a computer engineer Barbie. I tried to draw it in the 80’s Barbie art style. My own version comes with a soldering gun, wire cutters, and a crimper. She wears a nerdy t-shirt (other contenders were “read the f*cking manual”, “ctrl-z”, and my own favorite “Six Chicks”). Most importantly, this Barbie looks like she’s thinking. I’d buy this computer engineer Barbie. You know, I might even buy the original Mattel computer engineer Barbie. I appreciate the effort, and it’s ridiculous. I like ridiculous.
As a last note, moms and dads, it’s nice and all to buy your little girl things to remind her “You can be anything you dream of.” But don’t stop there. Be sure to provide her with all the power tools and electronic parts she needs so that she can make anything she dreams of.

